THAT'S ALL that $1 mill buys you in Pakistan? Calling HGtv...

Here's my myopic Realtor take on bin Laden's compound: I was really surprised by the pictures. You probably were, too.  Really, it looks like a dump has absolutely no curb appeal.  And it's worth $1 million dollars? In the third world? Wow, talk about an inflated real estate market -- are that many terrorists people clamoring to live in Abbotabad? Jeez, the schools must be really excellent in that neighborhood.  For $1 million, you'd think there would be rain gutters, not to mention windows. And what about that weird fence? Jeez, thank God for city inspectors in this part of the world.  And this makes L.A. real estate look like the bargain of all time.

Seriously, this is a job for all of the producers of all of the shows on HGtv.  Let's start with Curb Appeal...